A mango, a beer, and a doughnut: tonight's nighttime snack.

I really can't yell. And sometimes you need to yell. 

I haven't had caffeine in over three months.

I haven't had more than one beer in over a year.

I don't even remember the last time I got stoned.

I do remember the last time I had sex, and it was a long time ago.

I would like to do one or all of these things.

I am in the unbelievably depressing position of having to appoint a guardian for myself, in the case that my parents pass before me.