My phone has a MySpace link on it. Seriously. MySpace. Too young to remember MySpace? It was a social networking website similar to Facebook but much worse. It was somehow worse than Facebook. Which reminds me Facebook used to be okay before their stock went public and they became an ad-filled, money making machine that turned everybody off. But yeah I have an old phone. Mostly because I don't want and can't use a touchscreen device without heavy levels of frustration.