Hurry Up

I'm incapable of doing anything fast.

If the phone rings in the other end of the house, I'll call you back.

If I'm crossing the road and a car is coming, it better stop.

If you want dinner made in less than an hour, make it yourself.

If your dog or cat gets out, I'm not catching him.

If you're behind me in line at the grocery store, sorry but the register girl is much faster at swiping my food than I am at loading it onto the conveyor.

And if you ask for my I.D. at a restaurant, give me a minute.  It's in my pocket but I've got to get it out.

But hey, I'm in no rush.