The Iguana is the Sneeziest Animal

A couple of years ago I was at a party.  The apartment had hardwood floors and I was in my socks. 

I had more than a few drinks, but was still keenly aware of the slippery floor under my socks.

Later when I sneezed, I lost my balance and fell to the floor. 

I lay on my back, laughing at myself as the hostess chimed in to her boyfriend, laughingly, "I told you the floor was slippery".

I got up slowly, casually.  I played the fool; played it off as if it could've happened to anyone.  As if it was too many beers and a slippery surface. 

It wasn't.